How can I be a real badass

How To Be A Badass In 25 Awesomely Bad Ways

A badass is not an annoying tail. He is the man whom all women secretly desire and to whom all men look up. Find Out How To Use These 25 Bad Ways To Become A Badass.

Think badass and there is only one guy I remember.

Gru. * Do you remember "Despicable Me"? *

He's a real blast and you can't deny that.

So if you want to be a real ass, you can do one of two things.

One, strap on your headphones, play the "Despicable Me" theme song on a loop, and run very slowly with a little jump in your crotch. And stare at any guy who walks past you with a smug expression.

Or two, read on and use these 25 ways to be a blast all the time.

How to be a badass

A badass is a guy who doesn't care about anything.

He just exists. And everyone else, well, they either serve him or get in his way.

A badass is not an alpha.

A badass isn't a bad boy either.

He's just a creepy man who is kind of extremely intimidating and yet so damn great!

Everyone wants to be a badass because badasses just make everything look so cool.

But in your pursuit of being a badass, there are a few important details you need to remember.

The real man in the badass

A badass is not a bum on the street. He's the guy who's got a reputation for doing that. If you're a nobody, you have no right to be a blast. If you are still on the bottom rung of the ladder of life, you can't get angry even if you try.

The real man in a badass is a really great guy who is just awesome at what he does. He could ignore anyone in the world and still people would crawl up to him because he's the only guy perfect for the job. Do you get what I mean?

There are two types of badasses, the real badass and the would-be badass.

The real badass is the type that society needs. He can toss his weight around and people would still come to him.

The would-be villain is the guy who tosses his weight around and everyone is walking away from him. He thinks he is important, but in all likelihood everyone else doesn't stand in the way.

Before trying to be a badass person, understand the key differences between the two bad guys. And choose who you want to be.

25 awesome bad ways to be a real badass

A badass is not a prick. He doesn't hurt people for no reason. He's just a great guy who knows he's above mortal men. He doesn't care about people, he doesn't need them, and most of all he's unpredictable.

The most important quality of a badass is his unpredictable nature. Nobody can say how they would react to anything. He holds his secrets and his feelings are closed unless he releases them with all his might.

Wanna be a real ass Use these 25 tips on how to be a badass and you will be able to do it in no time.

# 1 Don't be a folk maker. Stop worrying about everyone's opinions. You know who you are and your loved ones love who you are. So stop trying to please everyone you meet in life.

# 2 Don't sap. A badass will never fidget. Nervous wannabe fidget. A badass moves with calculated precision and never breaks his ankles or shuffles his feet when stationary.

# 3 The scary look. Badasses have a piercing look when talking to someone. When they are happy, the corner of their lips turns into a little smile. When they're dissatisfied, their expression turns into a grimace that makes anyone feel like they're being slapped in the face.

# 4 Don't nod your head. A badass doesn't nod or shake his head for every line they hear. When you are in a conversation with someone, just look at them or answer "yes" or "no". It will intimidate anyone you speak to too.

# 5 Relax. Be relaxed and relaxed in a way that you don't have in the world. But be very agile at the same time. If you have to get up or go away, don't be a slob. You have to let others run after you and always keep up with your pace.

# 6 Be short. Don't use six words when you can use one. A badass does not indulge in idle. Always try to keep your sentences short. It will make the other person talk more to fill in the gaps and that will make them feel intimidated.

# 7 Don't be embarrassed. A badass is never ashamed of making a scene or getting attention. Always be ready to speak up when you need to, whether it's hitting someone up or talking on the phone.

# 8 A badass is a perfectionist. This is very important. Be perfect in what you do or no one will care about you. Only when you are indispensable to people can you be worth being a tough guy.

# 9 Don't smile all the time. A badass smile is like a rare animal species. It is only seen in rare cases. Your smile should feel like a compliment to the other person. So don't smile if you're not laughing insanely and you will be a great badass.

# 10 Back off every now and then. Show your soft side to others every now and then so people will still know you are human. This also makes you very unpredictable, which is a great trait over a badass.

# 11 Always sit in your seat. Never sit on the bench waiting to jump up like you have a feather under your ass. Lean back comfortably and calmly speak your mind. You make yourself appear more relaxed.

# 12 Never lose your cool head in front of others. If you fall on something, or if someone says something rude, you will lose your cool because it is a sign of weakness showing others that you have been negatively affected by what they said to you. A badass doesn't care about people's opinions.

But if you can't hold onto your anger, an occasional outburst is perfectly acceptable as long as you don't openly reveal your weaknesses to others.

# 13 Slow and firm gestures. A badass doesn't move his hands too often or too quickly. He is calm and composed and only uses slow and calculated gestures.

# 14 Unemotional. Don't be overly emotional, whether positive or negative. A badass shows his real feelings to none other than the closest people in his life.

# 15 Have a serious pull. Every badass has a move or two to keep themselves occupied when idle. You can stroke the knuckles of your other hand with one hand or slowly stroke your chin as if you were lost in thought.

# 16 Dress up really well. Dress sharply, slide on, and intimidate others. A badass only looks bad when he looks and dresses sexy. If you dress like the average guy, you will just be ignored.

# 17 Control others Always control the other person in a conversation. Don't just nod your head and listen to what they have to suggest. Use your hands to guide her through the place or get her to follow your lead in small steps. Before you know it, their ego will shrink and you will feel more powerful as long as you control the direction and end of the conversation.

# 18 Never lose your peace of mind. A badass doesn't lose focus or coolness. He is always composed and makes decisions with a calm and calculating mind.

# 19 Don't scream. Speak in a deep and firm voice without shaking all the time. A man who uses a high note is never a bad man, he's the type who demands attention.

# 20 Be chivalrous. But never wait for a thank you. Keep the door open for a girl but get away before she can turn and thank you. It makes everyone who you are chivalrous want to get to know you!

# 21 Learn your manners. Don't be rude or arrogant. Badasses are very charming, but very inhibiting. Treat everyone with respect, but don't tolerate their harassment.

# 22 Don't speak quickly. People who are very confident and full of themselves always speak slowly because they don't care about wasting another person's time. But then again, if you are already a quick speaker, be very firm and commanding. It has the same badass effect because it shows that you don't have time to waste others. But never let yourself be cut in between when you talk.

# 23 Have a male drink. If you are not a teetotaler, avoid cocktails and colorful drinks with fancy umbrellas, if you are acting like a badass. Have a drink or sip scotch straight or on the rocks. It makes you look more serious and sophisticated.

# 24 Don't hide your displeasure. Let others see your displeasure on your face when you are upset about something. A badass is a perfectionist and does not tolerate incompetent people.

# 25 Be the real bad guy. Be confident in who you are and don't fool a personality just for attention. It never works If you want to be a badass, you have to build these traits over time. A badass is not born in a day, he becomes one with maturity and confidence over time.

All said and done, a badass is inconsiderate and unemotional only with the people he professionally interacts with. When it comes to his personal life, he is a very loving, respectful and decent man who takes care of his family and loves them to the death.

The villain is a wall that he erects to protect himself from less mortals and people important to him. To those he loves, he is warm and caring and never has an ego.

A badass is a great guy. Everyone wants to be him, but few can be him, even if they try all their lives. Do you really want to be one? Use these 25 steps to become a badass, and when you have it inside you, one day you will sure be one.